Assistant Principal's Big Day Lyrics

The song Assistant Principal's Big Day is performed by Adam Sandler in the album named They're All Gonna Laugh at You in the year 1993 .



[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell
will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, a*sistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone
administrator for the next few days."

"Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you must also
follow."

"Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch periods."

"Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls
wash their bre*sts and buttocks while I play with myself."

"Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact
with me is also prohibited."

"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm."

"Number five - while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify
each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."

"Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless
they are masturbating."

"If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my a*s."

"Good day"



Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh at You

Sep 1993

  1. Assistant Principal's Big Day
  2. The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions
  3. Buddy
  4. The Longest Pee
  5. Food Innuendo Guy
  6. The Beating Of A High School Janitor
  7. Right Field
  8. The Buffoon and The Valedictorian
  9. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
  10. The Thanksgiving Song
  11. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
  12. Oh Mom...
  13. Fatty McGee
  14. At A Medium Pace
  15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
  16. The Cheerleader
  17. I'm So Wasted
  18. Lunchlady Land
  19. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
  20. Toll Booth Willie
  21. Teenage Love On The Phone
  22. My Little Chicken

Assistant Principal's Big Day