Teenage Love On The Phone Lyrics

Richie: "So ya doin' good?"
Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"
Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."
Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he
doesn't want me on the
phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."
Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance
thi..."
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hello?"
Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming."
Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."
Richie: "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."
[She hangs up phone]
Richie: "Come on.."
[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hey."
Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
Richie: "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I
pick you up at like
seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really
kickin.."
[She hangs up the phone again]
Richie: "Give me a break..."
[Phone rings]
Richie: "Hello."
Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog."
Richie: "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"
Samantha: "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I
gotta go."
Richie: "Don't hang up!"
Samantha: "Richie, I can't talk!"
Richie: "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk
to him."
Samantha: "It's not my dad."
Richie: "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"
Samantha: "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."
Richie: "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"
Samantha: "Richie!"
Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on."
[Hands phone to guy]
Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my
girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never
born!"
Buffoon: "f**kin' shit!"
Richie: "Yeah, f**kin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding
around, man! I'm crazy! I'll
smash your head in! I swear to God!"
Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts
above her belly
button."
Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there
and beat your face in!"
[Richie slams down phone]
Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"
Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"
Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."

Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh at You

Sep 1993

1. Assistant Principal's Big Day
2. The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions
3. Buddy
4. The Longest Pee
5. Food Innuendo Guy
6. The Beating Of A High School Janitor
7. Right Field
8. The Buffoon and The Valedictorian
9. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10. The Thanksgiving Song
11. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
12. Oh Mom...
13. Fatty McGee
14. At A Medium Pace
15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
16. The Cheerleader
17. I'm So Wasted
18. Lunchlady Land
19. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
20. Toll Booth Willie
21. Teenage Love On The Phone
22. My Little Chicken