The Cheerleader Lyrics

[Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear
some spirit!"
[Performing cheer]
Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,
we're out for vic-tor-y
- Yeah!"
[No response]
Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"
[Still no response]
Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game
tonight! And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -"
Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "You guys are a*sholes!" [Whining] "You think this is easy
being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be shutting up! This is my
senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my
pom-poms with my own money." [Half-crying]
Guy: "You s*ck!"
Cheerleader: [Hurt] "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I'm
not gonna 'cause you
guys don't appreciate anything."
[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate
my school!"
[Whining]
[Crowd cheering softly in background]
Guy: "We're sorry."
[Pause]
Guy: "Just kidding, you s*ck!"
Cheerleader: [Half-crying] "Ahhaw..No..."

Adam Sandler - They're All Gonna Laugh at You

Sep 1993

1. Assistant Principal's Big Day
2. The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions
3. Buddy
4. The Longest Pee
5. Food Innuendo Guy
6. The Beating Of A High School Janitor
7. Right Field
8. The Buffoon and The Valedictorian
9. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
10. The Thanksgiving Song
11. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
12. Oh Mom...
13. Fatty McGee
14. At A Medium Pace
15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
16. The Cheerleader
17. I'm So Wasted
18. Lunchlady Land
19. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
20. Toll Booth Willie
21. Teenage Love On The Phone
22. My Little Chicken