The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Lyrics

[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.

[Man]:
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say hello.

[Excited Southerner]:
Well I...I can't...believe...I'm in the...laser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I
...I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your
autograph...with a 8X10 gloss...your face was burnt though...Tina
Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...loves you too...got
to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with
the Mad Max...got a...mail...mail was very...got so much going...and the koala
bears...got...I'm a big fan...Golden Globe awards...if maybe the people's
choice...

[Man]:
Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.

Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me!

Feb 1996

1. Joining The Cult
2. Respect
3. Ode To My Car
4. The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
5. The Goat
6. The Chanukah Song
7. The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
8. The Hypnotist
9. Steve Polychronopolous
10. The Excited Southerner Gets A Job Interview
11. Do It For Mama
12. Crazy Love
13. The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson
14. The Adventures Of The Cow
15. Dip Doodle
16. The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
17. Memory Lane
18. Mr. Bake-O
19. Sex Or Weight Lifting
20. What The Hell Happened To Me