Big Cars And Blow Jobs Lyrics

Big Cars and Blow Jobs
Wing tipped leather shoes
Champagne and cigars
Fifth avenue

Revenge and pa*sion
Oil wells in flames
Diamonds and stallions
Rhinestone parades

Heather's still alive though she died in a crash twenty years ago
Colby's evil twin rushes in from the castle out in Monaco
Donna's put away in a rage by her enemies at the company
Bartleberry Jones what a rogue with a gun corporate sabotage
Linda catches Fred in the bed with the maid and the gardener
Heather's still alive though she died in a crash twenty years ago

Hey batter batter batter batter
Hey batter batter batter batter
Swing