Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics

The song Happy Holidays, You Bastard is performed by blink-182 in the album named Take off Your Pants and Jacket in the year 2001 .



It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f**king presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll s*ck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f**king hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always f**king shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll s*ck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again



blink-182 - Take off Your Pants and Jacket

Jun 2001

  1. Anthem Part Two
  2. Online Songs
  3. First Date
  4. Happy Holidays, You Bastard
  5. Story Of A Lonely Guy
  6. The Rock Show
  7. Stay Together For The Kids
  8. Roller Coaster
  9. Reckless Abandon
  10. Everytime I Look For You
  11. Give Me One Good Reason
  12. Shut Up
  13. Please Take Me Home

Happy Holidays, You Bastard