Where Is Johnny Velvet? Lyrics

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Lowell George (guitar, vocals)
Roy Estrada (ba*s)
Don Preston (keyboards)
Buzz Gardner (trumpet)
Ian Underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk Gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead Sherwood (baritone saxophone)
Jimmy Carl Black (drums)
Arthur Tripp (drums)

FZ:
Thank you.

Audience:
No violence here, it's part of the. . .

FZ:
Would you like to come up here and sing with us?
Come on, anybody can sing this stuff.

Audience:
Nahh, I wanna-wanna I wanna think that stuff.

FZ:
You wanna what?

Audience:
Think it.

FZ:
You wanna think it?

Audience:
Yeah, right.

FZ:
Why dont you make up some words for us and well sing 'em.

Audience:
Johnny Velvet on the loose. Oooh, Yeah, Johnny Velvet.

FZ:
Where is Johnny Velvet?

Audience:
Why don't you look inna Central Park? Help I'm a rock!

FZ:
Help I'm a rock, you really want us to play that?

Audience:
Yeahhh, noo, yeah

FZ:
Yeah, no, who gives a shit

Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore - Vol. 5

May 1995

1. The Downtown Talent Scout
2. Charles Ives
3. Here Lies Love
4. Piano/Drum Duet
5. Mozart Ballet
6. Chocolate Halvah
7. JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
8. Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
9. The Little March
10. Right There
11. Where Is Johnny Velvet?
12. Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
13. Trouble Every Day
14. Proto-Minimalism
15. JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
16. My Head?
17. Meow
18. Baked-Bean Boogie
19. Where's Our Equipment
20. FZ/JCB Drum Duet
21. No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
22. A Game OF Cards
23. Underground Freak-Out Music
24. German Lunch
25. Dead Girls Of London
26. Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
27. Anvance Romance
28. City Of Time Lites
29. A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
30. The Black Page #2
31. Geneva Farewell
32. My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
33. Easy Meat
34. What's New In Baltimore?
35. Moggio
36. Dancin' Fool
37. RDNZL
38. Doreen