Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics

Why does it hurt when i pee?
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I dont want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when i pee?

I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Ay, Ay, Ay.

Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!

Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage: Acts I, II & III

May 1995

1. The Central Scrutinizer
2. Joe's Garage
3. Catholic Girls
4. Crew Slut
5. Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
6. On The Bus
7. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
8. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
9. Scrutinizer Of Postlude
10. A Token Of My Extreme
11. Stick It Out
12. Sy Borg
13. Dong Work For Yuda
14. Keep It Greasy
15. Outside Now
16. He Used To Cut The Grass
17. Packard Goose
18. Watermelon In East Hay
19. A Little Green Rosetta