Please Pass The Biscuits Lyrics

The song Please Pass The Biscuits is performed by Jimmy Dean in the album named 20 Great Story Songs in the year 1999 .



(singers)
Just picture a lad, between Mom and Dad
Its Sunday the tables all set
There's uncles, there's aunts, and cousins galore
There's plenty of food to be et

The blessing is said, they reach for the bread
It's a feast a king could afford
There's clatter, there's chatter, but something's the matter
There's someone who's being ignored

(spoken)
Uh, would you please pa*s the biscuits?
Uh, would you pa*s the biscuits please?
Same thing ever Sunday since I can't remember when
Kinfolks all around the table and the biscuits at tuther end

I got a plate of chicken and taters, and a lot of stuff like that
All, all I need is a biscuit, but I wish you'd look where they're at
I guess I could reach across the table,
But that's ill-mannered, Mom always said
I wish I had a biscuit, I just can't eat without bread

Uh, would you pa*s the biscuits
Uh, excuse me, would you please pa*s the biscuits
All I want is a biscuit, nobody seems to care
If they wouldn't talk so dog-gone loud
They might be able to hear

Hot doggies, they're half-finished eatin' and I ain't even begun
I wish you'd look at them biscuits disappear, I'll be luck if I get a one
Same thing ever Sunday, always company to be fed
They're talkin' like they're wound up
Boy, I wish I had a piece of bread

HEY!!!! Would, would, would you please pa*s the biscuits
It looks like somebody would notice that I ain't started eatin' yet
Sure be glad when they get their fill, and go into the parlor and set
Then, by golly, I won't have to use my manners
I'll just get a biscuit myself

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, there ain't a biscuit left
The only day of the week we get Sunday-fed
And they've et up all the biscuits
And, uh, I just can't eat without bread

(singers)
There's something the matter, no bread on the platter
And he just can't eat without bread




Jimmy Dean - 20 Great Story Songs

Jun 1999

  1. Big John
  2. Old Rivers
  3. I.O.U.
  4. To A Sleeping Beauty
  5. Ringo
  6. The Farmer And The Lord
  7. Steal Away
  8. Oklahoma Bill
  9. Freckles
  10. Mama Sand A Song
  11. Drinking From My Saucer
  12. Trouble In Amen Corner
  13. Sunday Morning Comin' Down
  14. The Man In The Glass
  15. Old Dogs, Children And Watermelon Wine
  16. Please Pass The Biscuits
  17. Frilly Shirts
  18. The Day I Jumped From Uncle Harvey's Plane
  19. Slow John Fairburn
  20. Touch Of The Master's Hand


Please Pass The Biscuits