Dirty Old Egg Suckin Dog Lyrics

Well, he's not very handsome to look at
Ohh, he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg s*ckin' dog

Egg s*ckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg s*ckin' hound

Now, if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg s*ckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg s*ckin' hound