Donny The Retard Lyrics

The song Donny The Retard is performed by Larry the Cable Guy in the album named A Very Larry Christmas in the year 2004 .



Donny the Retard
had a 8 pound water head
he was 5 foot 3
and he said to me
"i like tater tots".

"i like tater tots"

may be changed to

"my name's Donny"

Its actually "I like Biscuits"



Larry the Cable Guy - A Very Larry Christmas

Nov 2004

  1. Christmas Commentary
  2. The Christmas Story
  3. Santy For A Day
  4. Oh Holy Crap
  5. Fat Holiday Relatives
  6. Singing Christmas Tree
  7. A Letter To Shania Twain
  8. O Little Girl From Birmingham
  9. Waiter Commentary
  10. Donny The Retard
  11. Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
  12. The Most Wonderful Ass
  13. Titty Bar Christmas
  14. Easy-To-Assemble
  15. The First Queer Santy Claus
  16. Fruitcake Commentary
  17. Santy Claus, Santy Claus
  18. I Pissed My Pants
  19. Christmas Weight Gain
  20. Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
  21. On The First Day Of Christmas
  22. Redneck Santa Claus
  23. Hark, The Hairlip Angel
  24. A Letter To Santy Claus
  25. Sticks And Horse Turds
  26. Call A Doctor
  27. Gift-Giving
  28. I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car

Donny The Retard