Old Flames Have New Names Lyrics

I left town two years ago and moved on up to Idaho
But swore that I'd be back again, pick up where I left off, oh man
Grown up s*xy Texas babies, I got back in town tonight
Anticipating much delight
I pulled out my black book and called up my old lovers
I got five newlyweds and two expectant mothers

All my old flames have new names
There's a lot of girls in town
Who tied the knot and settled down
I thought I'd start a fire with one of my old flames
But they've all got new names

My s*xy little dirt road sport is now called Mrs. Davenport
My pretty little black-eyed Susie's now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
Rosie who could blow my mind is sister Rose on channel nine
The wildest lover of my life is now a federal judges wife
They don't want to recognize this old familiar face
I'm just a bad reminder of their wild and woolly days

All my old flames have new names
There's a lot of girls in town
Who tied the knot and settled down
I thought I'd start a fire with one of my old flames
But they've all got new names

Mark Chesnutt - Longnecks & Short Stories

Sep 2002

1. Old Country
2. Old Flames Have New Names
3. Uptown Downtown (Misery's All The Same)
4. Postpone The Pain
5. Talking To Hank
6. I'm Not Getting Any Better At Goodbyes
7. Who Will The Next Fool Be