Along Came Jones Lyrics

The song Along Came Jones is performed by Ray Stevens in the album named Ray Stevens - All-Time Greatest Hits in the year 2001 .



I plopped down in my easy chair
And I turned on channel two.
A bad gunslinger named Salty Sam
Was chasin' poor Sweet Sue.
He trapped her in the old sawmill
And said with an evil laugh,
"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw y'all in half.

And then he grabbed her...
(Sue: Help he grabbed me!)
He tied her up...
(Help he's tyin' me up!)
He turned on the BUZZ-SAW...
(He's turnin' on the buzz saw!!!)

And then...and then...

And then along came Jones.
Tall thin Jones.
Slow walkin' Jones, Low talkin' Jones.
Along came long lean lanky Jones.

Commercial came on, so I got up to fix myself a snack.
You should have seen what was going on by the time that I got back.

Down in the old abandoned mine,
Sweet Sue was havin' fits,
That villain said "Give me the deed to your ranch, or I'll blow y'all to bits".

And then he grabbed her...
(Help he grabbed Me!)
He tied her up...
(Help, he's tying me up!!)
He lit the fuse to the dynamite...
(He's lightin' the fuse to the dynamite!!!)

And then...and then...

And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones.
Slow walkin' Jones, Low talkin' Jones.
Along came long lean lanky Jones.

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show.
But there was the same old shoot- em-up, and the same old rodeo.
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack.

"If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll throw you on the railroad track!"

And then he grabbed her...
(Help he grabbed me, help!)
He tied her up...
(Here we go again... same routine... tyin' me up...)
He threw her on the railraod track,
(He's throwin' me on the railroad track!!!)
The train started comin'
(Ohhh! Here comes the train! Here comes the train!! Help! ... Help! ... Oh!!! Help help!... help...)

And then...and then...
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones.
Slow walkin' Jones, Low talkin' Jones.
Along came long lean lanky Jones.




Ray Stevens - Ray Stevens - All-Time Greatest Hits

Apr 2001

  1. Sergeant Preston of the Yukon
  2. Ahab the Arab
  3. Harry the Hairy Ape
  4. Funny Man
  5. Freddie Feelgood (And His Funky Little Five Piece Band)
  6. Unwind
  7. Mr. Businessman [Single Version]
  8. Isn't It Lonely Together
  9. Gitarzan
  10. Along Came Jones
  11. Sunday Morning Coming Down
  12. Have a Little Talk With Myself
  13. Everything Is Beautiful
  14. America, Communicate With Me
  15. Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues)
  16. All My Trials
  17. Turn Your Radio On
  18. Nashville
  19. Streak
  20. Everybody Needs a Rainbow
  21. Misty
  22. Indian Love Call
  23. Young Love


Along Came Jones