What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys? Lyrics

Where the f**k are my car keys?
They were right here in my hand.

I had them just a second ago

Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushins of the couch?

I can't find them anywhere, anywh- Oh wait here they are.

Stephen Lynch - Superhero

Dec 2002

1. Talk to Me
2. Dr. Stephen
3. Country Love Song
4. Superhero
5. What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
6. Mothers Day
7. Taxi Driver
8. For the Ladies
9. Grandfather
10. Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God)
11. She Gotta Smile
12. Best Friends Song
13. D and D
14. Down to the Old Pub Instead