R.T.V. Lyrics

Nine o'clock on channel six
Get the beer and get the chips
Death is live opon the screen
It's reality TV!

New disasters! Don't you miss
All the details - we'll be back right after this
Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews
Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to s*x and blood

On patrol with cameras
Gonna make some victims stars
TV vamps, for blood we thirst
Help that man, but shoot him first

Moving pictures full of pain
Voyeurism - wet your a*s and fry your brain
Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head
Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to s*x and blood

Should there be a day of peace
We've our something up to sleeves
Our "a*sistant" will commit
Any shit to land a hit

Want to be on live TV?
Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud
Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud
Television's your evil eye - wanking off to s*x and blood