Cock Pushups Lyrics

The song Cock Pushups is performed by Tenacious D in the album named Tenacious D in the year 2001 .



KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you f**kin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need



Tenacious D - Tenacious D

Sep 2001

  1. Kielbasa
  2. One Note Song
  3. Tribute
  4. Wonderboy
  5. Hard Fucking
  6. Fuck Her Gently
  7. Explosivo
  8. Dio
  9. Inward Singing
  10. Kyle Quit The Band
  11. The Road
  12. Cock Pushups
  13. Lee
  14. Friendship Test
  15. Friendship
  16. Karate Schnitzel
  17. Karate
  18. Rock Your Socks
  19. Drive-Thru
  20. Double Team
  21. City Hall

Cock Pushups