The Ballad Of Chasey Lain Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your a*s?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your a*s when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your a*s

You've had a lotta d**k
Had a lotta d**k
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d**k Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya f**k me for blow

The Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for Boobies

Feb 2000

1. I Hope You Die
2. The Inevitable Return of The Great White Dope
3. Mama's Boy
4. Three Point One Four
5. Mope
6. Yummy Down On This
7. The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
8. R.S.V.P.
9. Magna Cum Nada
10. Bad Touch
11. That Cough Came With A Prize
12. Take The Long Way Home
13. Hell Yeah
14. Right Turn Clyde
15. This is Stupid
16. A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
17. The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey
18. Along Comes Mary
19. Silence