Bleach Boys Lyrics

The song Bleach Boys is performed by The Dead Milkmen in the album named Beelzebubba in the year 1993 .



I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm




The Dead Milkmen - Beelzebubba

Jul 1993

  1. Brat In The Frat
  2. Rc's Mom
  3. Stuart
  4. I Walk In The Thinnest Line
  5. Sri Lanka Sex Hotel
  6. Bad Party
  7. Punk Rock Girl
  8. Bleach Boys
  9. My Many Smells
  10. Smokin' Banana Peels
  11. The Guitar Song
  12. Born To Love Volcanos
  13. Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me
  14. I Against Osbourne
  15. Howard Beware
  16. Ringo Buys A Rifle
  17. Life Is Shit


Bleach Boys