Building the Perfect Asshole Parade or Scratching Off the Fleas Lyrics

You turned off your f**king TV
And you don't listen to the radio
Well, you're looking really great to me
Well, you're blasting like a megaphone.

You drink the right amounts of water
And eat the protein that you need, now
Sing in the name of your father
Scratching off all the fleas!

The smell in the air rolled over the city today
It's fire and it's thick and it ain't going away.

There's a billboard down the road, now
For a new kind of patriot
Well, it's got a lot of tits and a*s
Well, it's poppin' like a cherry bomb.
We've unplugged our VCRs now
We only read magazines
We rarely talk to each other
It's just our conflict of the means and genes.

We got it, got it going on
It's going, yeah, it's going
The next minute, it's gone.

The smell in the air rolled over the city today

It's fire and it's thick and it ain't going away.

There's something in the air today
Paint your worries up, they melt away.

The Falcon - God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass with Broken Glass

Dec 2004

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2. I'm So Happy I Could Just Cry Myself to Sleep or The Routes We Wander
3. Look Ma! No Fans! or Do You Want Fries with These Songs?
4. Feed the Monkey, Drown the Worm or Goin' Home
5. Building the Perfect Asshole Parade or Scratching Off the Fleas