Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday Lyrics

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Everything this year's been a disaster - But I won't let it bother me at all - Nothing's going to bring me down, - It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch - I'm going to stand my happy ground. - I refuse to let my family make me crazy - I'll smile at their insults and their frowns - I'll ignore the shitty weather - 'cause what counts is we're together - Loving, safe and sound - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen) - And If you try to ruin my holiday- - I swear you will regret it for the rest of the f**king year. - The turkey might have made the children vomit - The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts - But I will grin and bear it - and this nightmare we will share it - Till I get my only wish- it's - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - No act of God or family fight - 'cause if you try to ruin my holiday - I swear you will regret it for the rest of your f**king life - You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh - This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Soon this crappy Christmas will be over - And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self - But until that happens I'll just continue laughing - like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves. - Nothing's going to ruin my holiday - Not this year I won't let that be the case - And If you try and ruin my holiday- - I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face. - Understand me - This is going to be the best Christmas ever!

The Vandals - Christmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!

May 2000

1. Gun for Christmas
2. Grandpa's Last X-Mas
3. Thanx for Nothing
4. Oi to the World!
5. Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
6. Christmas Time for My Penis
7. I Don't Believe in Santa Claus
8. My First X-Mas (As a Woman)
9. Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
10. Here I an Lord
11. Hang Myself from the Tree
12. C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
13. Overture