Nodda (Contraceptive) Machine Lyrics

Put in my fifty pence in the slot pull out the tray get a shock
Out comes a nodda nice and clean put it on it makes me scream
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
Nodda machine
These machines fill you with frustration having s*x is an ocupation
I think I will waste away not having a s*xual thrill a day