Paula Janet Lyrics

The song Paula Janet is performed by Too $hort in the album named Short Dog's In The House in the year 1990 .

Bitch! that's a trademark

I was at my house not doing anything
Half past ten I heard the phone ring
When I picked it up, I said "hello? "
The bitch spoke up and said "what's up ho? "
I said, "bitch, if you're fine it's my d**k"
Enough playing, who the f**k is this?
She said "janet" I said "oh"
Met the bitch last week at my show
I told her "call me" and I gave her my card
She talked dirty and my d**k got hard
That night I f**ked the bitch three times straight
Next night we made another date
I gave a concert and she came backstage
f**k a bitch, I'm trying to get paid
But that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip
f**ked around and met this other bitch
Right out the back I told her "bitch let's go"
Took the bitch to my limo even though
Her friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even fresh
She told her friend they f**k the best
Rushed the bitch to the back seat
She pulled up her skirt and f**ked the shit out of me
She said her name was paula, bitch turned me out
Took my d**k out the pus*y, let me cum in her mouth
She kept s*cking like a veteran, I couldn't handle it
The limo door opened, it was janet
She jumped in the car, they started kissing and shit
I kicked back and let 'em have this d**k
I told the driver "take me straight home"
Then called my partner on the car phone
I said "i'll hook you with a bad-a*s bitch"
Come to my house and don't even trip
He came over and we served the hoes
f**ked the bitches like gigalos
Paula and janet will make you wet in your pants
But to me, they're just two more tramps
With some good a*s motherf**king pus*y, no shit

Short dog's in the motherf**king house and I ain't even tripping, bitch

Too $hort - Short Dog's In The House

May 1990

Paula Janet