Cocktales Lyrics

David’s Cocktales
These are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tails that I tell so well if u don’t like my dirty raps you can go 2 hell
cuz short dogs on the mic telling cocktails
H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
ill get f**ked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight d**k s*cker worked me and my homie.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her s*ck my d**k.
She was fine as f**k, but can't f**k with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Biatch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I f**ked her with my finger, she tried to cum
pus*y so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Too baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My d**k is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't f**k her freaky a*s, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
See im from the crew dangerous bitch
telling everybody about this freaky shit
I know this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll s*ck your d**k
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pus*y cuz I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I go f**k her again.
She's like another freak named Christina
Bitch so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna f**k the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
f**king M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that a*s,
She just like the freaks and she had to pa*s me that pus*y
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on volls then I drop the bitch
My name is Shorty my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have s*x with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine a*s laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these raps
I'll be f**king em' up like that...BITCH.
I know another trick her name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married
pus*y so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me mad and I'll f**k your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my d**k.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to f**k that's where I f**k
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
and Everytime I get the pus*y I just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!

Too Short - Cocktails

Jan 1995

1. Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'
2. Cocktales
3. Can I Get A ****
4. Coming Up
5. Thangs Change
6. Paystyle
7. Giving Up The Funk
8. Top Down
9. We Do This
10. Game
11. Sample The Funk
12. Don't **** For Free