Locust Albums

May 2012
  1. AOTKPTA
  2. Book of Bot
  3. Full Frontal Obscurity
  4. God Wants Us All To Work inFactories
  5. Hot Tubs Full of Brand New Fuel
  6. One Manometer Away FromMutually Assured Relocation
  7. Scavenger, Invader
  8. Slum Service (Served on the Sly)
  9. The Unwilling...Led By the Unqualified...Doing the Unnecessary...For the Ungrateful
  10. Tower of Mammal
  11. We Have Reached an OfficialVerdict: Nobody Gives a Shit
May 1997
  1. Fawn
  2. Lust
  3. Moist Moss
  4. Music About Love
  5. Prospero
  6. Still
  7. Tamed
  8. Weathered Gate
  9. Xenophobe
  1. I Am Afraid of Who I Am
  2. I Become Overwhelmed
  3. I Believe in a Love
  4. I Feel Cold Inside Because of the Things You Say
  5. I May Never Know
  6. Inside I Am Crying
  7. Love You Cruelly Gave Me Would Not Last
  8. Optimist
  9. Penetration
  10. Saturated Love When We Coincide
  11. Truth Is Born of Arguments
Other Songs
  1. Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby
  2. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  3. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
  4. Backbones of Jack Asses
  5. Brand New Set of Teeth
  6. Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine
  7. Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
  8. Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
  9. Cattle Mutilation
  10. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
  11. Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
  12. File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
  13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
  14. Flash's Theme
  15. Flight of The Wounded Locust
  16. Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed
  17. Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
  18. Hairspray Suppository
  19. Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The
  20. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whate
  21. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
  22. How To Become A Virgin
  23. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  24. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
  25. Kill Roger Hedgecock
  26. Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
  27. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
  28. Live From The Russian Compound
  29. Master And Servant
  30. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
  31. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  32. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
  33. Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
  34. Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
  35. Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
  36. Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
  37. Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
  38. Sever The Toes
  39. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
  40. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
  41. Solar Panel Asses
  42. Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition
  43. Straight from the Horses Mouth
  44. Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
  45. Teenage Mustache
  46. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  47. This Is Radio Surgery
  48. Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs
  49. Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
  50. Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
  51. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
  52. Wet Dream War Machine
  53. Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
  54. Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
  55. Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
  56. Your Selfish Ways
Locust Comments
Do you like Locust?
You may Login to show your comment immediately
(required)
(required) - not published
(optional)