Patricia the Stripper Lyrics

The song Patricia the Stripper is performed by Chris de Burgh in the album named Gold in the year 2007 .



Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
And beseeching me to come and keep the score...
And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
I really can't stand it anymore...

I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I've found down by the quay;
Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
And the reason isn't very hard to see...

She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
One can often see them queue right down the street...

You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing...
For Patricia is the best stripper in town,

And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
The police were banging on the door,
On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...
Take it away boys!
But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,
The manner in which she was exposed,
And later on in court, well, everybody thought
A summer run in jail would be proposed,

But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say, Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me...
Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,
To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more!!!
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...




Chris de Burgh - Gold

Jun 2007

  1. Don't Pay the Ferryman
  2. Sailing Away
  3. The Lady in Red
  4. Fatal Hesitation
  5. Ship to Shore
  6. Missing You
  7. Quiet Moments
  8. Fire on the Water
  9. Shine On
  10. Where Peaceful Waters Flow
  11. High on Emotion
  12. Tender Hands
  13. Last Night
  14. It's Such a Long Way Home
  15. Say Goodbye to It All
  16. Every Drop of Rain
  17. A Spaceman Came Travelling
  18. Spanish Train
  19. Patricia the Stripper
  20. The Spirit of Man
  21. The Ballroom of Romance
  22. One Word (Straight to the Heart)
  23. For Rosanna
  24. Lonely Sky
  25. The Waiting Heart
  26. One More Mile to Go
  27. The Snows of New York
  28. In Love Forever
  29. Much More Than This
  30. Broken Wings [Live]
  31. The Traveller
  32. In a Country Churchyard
  33. Satin Green Shutters
  34. Always on My Mind
  35. Borderline
  36. The Girl with April in Her Eyes
  37. Crusader


Patricia the Stripper