Piece Of Shit Car Lyrics
The song Piece Of Shit Car is performed by Adam Sandler .
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here we go
no no no (whoo ooh)
piece of shit car,
i gotta piece of shit car
that f**king pile of shit
never gets me very far.
my cars a big piece of shit
cause the shocks are f**king shot,
and my seatbelts f**kin broken,
i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of shit)
i cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big f**king crack,
and the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of shit)
(piece of shit car) piece of shit car
(hes gotta piece of shit car)
it s*cks royal d**k (that f**kin pile of shit, never gets him very far)
oh f**k you car.
its got no CD player,
its only got the 8-track.
whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his a*s too)
and i got no f**king brakes,
im always way out of control,
11 times a day i hear "hey watch it a*shole" (you f**king piece of shit).
(piece of shit car)
i've got a piece of shit car (hes got a piece of shit car).
diesel gas s*cks my a*s! (that f**king pile of shit)
that pile of metal shit (never gets him very far.)
oh what the f**k did i do,
what the f**k did i do,
what the f**k did i do,
to get stuck with you?
you're too wide for drive-thru
and you smell like the shoe,
but im too broke to buy something new.
ah f**k me.
the engine likes to flood,
the car always f**king stalls,
and the seat cushions got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch)
plus the doorlocks are busted,
i got to use a f**king coat hanger. (what a pain in his a*s)
and if a girlie sees my car,
theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the pus*y)
hey shut up!
(piece of shit car)
you piece of shit car. (hes gotta piece of shit car)
you piece of shit car (piece of shit car)
bald f**king tires (hes got a piece of shit car)
no rearview f**king mirror (piece of shit car)
7 different colors (hes got apiece of shit car)
f**king rag for a gas cap (piece of shit car)
tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of shit car)
whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of shit car)
cabbie give me a push!