Cereal Wars Lyrics
The song Cereal Wars is performed by A.F.I. .
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Get up early in the morning, going to the store
Post, Kellogs, General Mills, it's the cereal war
f**kin' store never has the monsters and they never get more
Post, Kellogs, General Mills, it's the cereal war
I hope s*xual chocolate is in stock
It's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs today
What the f**k is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best
They've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies
And always stay away from wheaties
Now it's dinner time and I am going back to the store
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot, it's the cereal war
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs
The soggies will never get CapnCrunch
I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs
Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you?