Water Wings (And Other Poolside Fashion Faux Pas) Lyrics

You always had the blondest hair
Chlorine has stripped the pigment from your skin
The cash was worth the f**king change
At the pool from open to close

Rake the bottom for loose change
A job that got him his luxurious house and cars
But it probably lead to his divorce
It's probably the reason why his son hates him

Now your blood is so toxic with chlorine
That you only have 3 months to live
Was the change worth it? Was the divorce worth it?
You will never see your son again

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