Fantasy Man Lyrics

I don't drink tea
Or white Chablis
I sit around and watch TV
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah

I don't read books
I don't French cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes
And I'm suspicious
Of any grown up man who does
I'm homophobic
Don't do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

Hey
Hey, hey
Hey
Hey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man

Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I am what I am
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man

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