Andre Rieu - Washington Post

Andre Rieu - Washington Post Lyrics

Send Washington Post Ringtone to your Cell

Get the News, the very latest News, the news you’d rather have than any
other news, Sir.

The Washington Post is my newspaper
The Washington Post, the one to read The Washington Post is all you need
The Washington Post is my view shaper The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Post, The Post!

The Washington Post is my newspaper
The Washington Post, the one to read The Washington Post is all you need
The Washington Post is my view shaper The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Washington Post, The Post, The Post!

So if you’re after the latest news -----
The Washington Post ----- will give you the most ----
And if you’re craving the latest views,-----
The Washington Post is the one to read , sir!
So, if you are after the latest news -----
The Washington Post ----- will give you the most ----
And if you’re craving the latest views,-----
The Washington Post is the one to read , sir!

(TRIO)

They've got the comics and the crossword puzzles too,
They’ve got the help wanted pages and want ads there
So if you think you’ll ever find a better paper in the world,
You better go to church and say a prayer (Oh yes, a prayer)

They’ve got stenographers and correspondents, too.
They’ve got a big editorial staff as well,
So if you think you’ll ever find a better paper in the World, my friend
Then you can always go to Hell
(you go to Hell,
YOU GO TO HELL,
You go to hell,
YOU GO TO HELL,
you go to hell,
YOU GO TO HELL, then you can always go to hell, sir)
(crash)
Reporters write their stories down by hand sometimes,
They use computers and typewriter keyboards too,
So if you ever think you’d find a better paper anywhere
Then you can stick it up your old Wazoo, yes, your Wazoo! Humph!