The song I Don't Want To Play Football is performed by Belle & Sebastian in the album named Storytelling in the year 2002 .
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of the running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know
Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boy at playing
Belle & Sebastian - Storytelling
- Fiction
- Freak
- Dialogue: Conan, Early Letterman
- Fuck This Shit
- Night Walk
- Dialogue: Jersey's Where It's At
- Black And White Unite
- Consuelo
- Dialogue: Toby
- Storytelling
- Dialogue: Class Rank
- I Don't Want To Play Football
- Consuelo Leaving
- Wandering Alone
- Dialogue: Mandingo Cliche
- Scooby Driver
- Fiction Reprise
- Big John Shaft