Penis Envy Lyrics

Surgeons implementing superior technology
Using advanced lasing as a circumcising technique
Intense mini-lasers used to remove baby boy's foreskins
An electronic mishap ruins the operation
A power surge causes the laser to castrate
The infant boy's penis is now burnt to ash
Excision of the prepuce by amplified light waves
Only weeks old, the child now emasculated
A horrible malpractice nightmare for the parents
Testicles eliminated to stop testosterone production
Androgen manufacture totally obliterated
The infant will begin its life as a girl
Ma*s doses of effeminate hormones injected
Estrogen forges distant cells into female working parts
Of a little girl
As the child matures, ladylike nature will be enforced
Raised to be so pretty and feminate
Never at all told she was born a boy
Modern surgery changed the s*xes
Between the legs, man-made cunnus
The pseudo-girl has grown, refusing conformity to womankind
Although lacking testes, many thoughts prevail
She finds other women so attractive and alluring
A freak in life, lesbianism becomes her role
The womanly shell holds a screaming man within
Alone she sadly strokes a rubber prong strapped around her waist
So envious of men, endowed with actually fleshly rods
Intense mini-lasers used to remove baby boy's foreskins
An electronic mishap ruins the operation
A power surge causes the laser to castrate
Unknowing she came into the world with a geniune shaft and glans
An actual fleshy rod

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