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Magic Fingers Lyrics



Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (ba*s)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)


Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Ooh, the way you love me, lady,
I get so hard now I could die.
Ooh, the way you love me, sugar,
I get so hard now I could die.

Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size.

Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby,
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes.
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl,
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes.

Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
Get another quarter out,
Drop it in the meter, mama
And try me on for size.

Mark volman:
Do you really wanna please me?

Howard kaylan:
Y'know I do ... baby.

Mark volman:
Well, tell me why you do it...
I really wanna know.

Howard kaylan:
Oh no no, I wouldn't be right
For me to tell ya tonight...

Mark volman:
You better tell me right away
Or I'll dress up and go.

Howard kaylan:
Don't get mad... it ain't no big thing.

Mark volman:
You better tell me right away,
Don't you treat me cold!

Howard kaylan:
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!

Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room ... and rip you off for spare change to run a ...to run a vibrating machine attached to this
N-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested, do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and, and make you take off all your little clothes ... until you are nearly stark raving nude. ( save for y
Hrome-with-heavy- duty-leather-thong peace medallion) and make you a*sume a series of marginally erotic poses involving a plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I did a wee-wee in your hair
And beat you with a pair of tennis shoes I got from jeff beck...



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Frank Zappa - 200 Motels: Original MGM Motion Picture Soundtrack [Enhanced CD]

  1. Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
  2. Mystery Roach
  3. Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
  4. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
  5. Tuna Fish Promenade
  6. Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
  7. The Sealed Tuna Bolero
  8. Touring Can Make You Crazy
  9. Would You Like A Snack?
  10. Redneck Eats
  11. Centerville
  12. She Painted Up Her Face
  13. Janet's Big Dance Number
  14. Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
  15. Mysterioso
  16. Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
  17. I'm Stealing The Towels
  18. Dental Hygene Dilemma
  19. Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
  20. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
  21. Penis Dimension
  22. What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
  23. A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
  24. Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
  25. Dew On The Newts We Got
  26. The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
  27. The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
  28. The Girls Dream
  29. Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
  30. Cut 1 'Coming Soon!...'
  31. Cut 2 'The Wide Screen Erupts...'
  32. Cut 3 'Coming Soon !...'
  33. Cut 4 ' Frank Zappa's 200 Motels...'
  34. This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
  35. Lonesome Cowboy Burt
  36. Shove It Right In
  37. Magic Fingers
  38. Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
  39. Magic Fingers (Single Edit)