Mona Lisa - Slick Rick Lyrics

*phone rings twice*
[Rick] Hello?
[Lisa] Hi Rick, it's me Mona Lisa
[Rick] Hey what's goin on, how you?
[Lisa] You remember me right, right before ? all that?
How's your moms, how's everything?
[Rick] Yeah chillin chillin, she's fine, she's fine
[Lisa] Oh, that's good, that's good
So wha*sup witchu?
[Rick] Yeah, I'm tryin to maintain, y'know
[Lisa] When you gonna come out with another album?
[Rick] I'ma star now, I'ma start new shit
[Lisa] It's sad, you played yourself though
[Rick] Yeah I'ma be on Flex album
[Lisa] Tsshk, Funkmaster Flex?
[Rick] Volume uhh volume three I think?
[Lisa] Funkmaster Flex that be on the radio?
[Rick] YEAH Funkmaster YEAH
The Funkmaster Flex that be on Hot 97
[Lisa] You serious?
[Rick] I'm tellin you, aight watch this
[Lisa] So how it sound, it sound good?
[Rick] It's aight y'know, you gotta judge for yourself and shit
[Lisa] Mmmm, let me hear a little then
*Mona Lisa* beat kicks in*
So, d**k a lot of mine, or stick to
and yet to see a motherf**ker shine like Rick do
Just to stand beside the Don as is
will make you appear bigger than your bum a*s is
Well I'm feelin it, cash flow's climbin
Where? In what project a*shole, find him
There there You fake Frederic hush
Not the only, beneath me, degenerate CRUSH
Fact is, a lot of brothers wanna cap this
head, or should I say, nerve center of the rap biz
(Work it out Rick!) When Rick's around ?
You round piece of dog shit, gotten the point now?
Burnt out, inflicted, turn out a chick quick
And big nosed rappers, s*ck sperm out of Rick's d**k
Son, the nigga is a bum
And this old man, he plays one..
[Rick] So, what did you think of that now?
[Lisa] Oh shit, okay, okay
[Rick] Huh, am I it, am I still makin hits?
[Lisa] I underestimated you, you the man
[Rick] Thank you sweetheart that's nice, I appreciate that
[Lisa] You the man nigga -- say you still with that same girl?
[Rick] Yeah I'm still with here y'know
[Lisa] Gonna hook up with me again?
[Rick] C'mon you know I can't f**k with that..

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