The song This Ain't Dallas is performed by Hank Williams Jr. in the album named Bocephus Box Set in the year 2000 .
This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together
I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five
I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffeur to drive
My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen
'Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three
This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is a real-life two job working family
And I ain't J.R., you ain't Suellen
We're just a man and a woman holding things together
Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream
You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam
Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see
My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'"
I said, "Now honey, don't you know all of that is on TV"
And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
Nah, we're just man and woman holding things together
No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty
This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee
I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen
Nah, just man and woman holding this thing together
And we're just a man and woman holding this thing together
Honey turn off the TV
Hank Williams Jr. - Bocephus Box Set
Bocephus Box Set
- Country Boy Can Survive [Y2K Version]
- Family Tradition
- To Love Somebody
- Old Flame, New Fire
- Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line
- I've Got Rights
- I Just Ain't Been Able
- Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound
- Outlaw Women
- (I Don't Have) Anymore Love Songs
- O.D.'d in Denver
- Come and Go Blues
- The Conversation
- Old Habits
- Kaw-Liga
- If You Don't Like Hank Williams
- Dixie on My Mind
- Texas Women
- Ramblin' Man
- Waitin' on the Tables to Turn
- A Country Boy Can Survive
- Born to Boogie
- Honky Tonk Women
- All My Rowdy Friends (Have Settled Down)
- I've Been Down
- La Grange
- Leave Them Boys Alone
- Blue Jean Blues
- Midnight Rider
- Now I Know How George Feels
- All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming over Tonight
- Major Moves
- Ain't Misbehavin'
- Lawyers, Guns and Money
- This Ain't Dallas
- Two Old Cats Like Us
- Country State of Mind
- Mind Your Own Business
- Secret Agent Man
- Wild Dogs
- My Name Is Bocephus
- Workin' for MCA
- I Really Like Girls/Rock & Roll Music
- House of the Rising Sun
- The Blues Man
- Keep Your Hands to Yourself
- Walk This Way
- Heaven Can't Be Found
- Thanks a Lot
- All My Rowdy Friends (Have Settled Down) (Solo)
- A Country Boy Can Survive
- You're Gonna Be a Sorry Man
- Tuesday's Gone
- Mannish Boy
- Finders Are Keepers
- There's a Tear in My Beer
- Big Mamou
- Man to Man
- Stoned at the Jukebox
- 'Tain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do
- Lone Wolf
- If It Will It Will
- Hotel Whiskey
- Low Down Blues
- Naked Women and Beer