The song Top Of The Class is performed by Henry Fiat's Open Sore .
I'm the teacher's pet, all straight A's
A Stephen Hawkings on the rocks
Homework rules man
Top of the cla*s
Graduated from Wino High
No special ed was needed here
Top of the cla*s at downing beers
Homeweork rules man
Top of the cla*s
Graduated from Wino High