Cheaper To Keep Her Lyrics

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary
She thought about it long and hard and then she said to me
I'd really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough
I said honey I wasn't plannin on spending quite that much

Chorus:
Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
Yeah it’s cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

She handed me some papers that she wanted me to sign
She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line
It’s not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart
You see I’m in love with all my stuff and that’s the hardest part

Chorus:
Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
Well it’s cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

I started thinking about it, adding it up
The house, the boat, the car, the truck
When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt
For talkin me out of that damn pre-nup

Chorus:
Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go
I just can’t seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own
Well I’m damned if I do and I’m damned if I don’t
Well it’s cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go

Aint gonna let her go

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