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The song Katrina is performed by Marvelous 3 in the album named Math and Other Problems in the year 1997 .

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I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a 'Members Only' jacket and said it was cool
That's when I met Katrina, she was best friends with Seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah, I thought that she was special

I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
I said, '€œI'll take you in my Nova to the Tasty Freeze'€
She said, '€œI know all about you, more than I should
I know all about your dirty mags you keep in the wood'€

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project was covered in glue
So I asked that guy Seshel, I said, '€œWas it something I said?'€
He said, '€œQuit being so f**king paranoid, it's all in your head'€

The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh God, she's walking this way, oh God, what could I say?
And I hope and I pray that one day she's gonna be straight

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room
And there's this girl and she walks up to me
She's beautiful and she says
'€œHey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?'€

And I freaked, I said, '€œOh my God, I thought you looked familiar'€
About this time, this 400 f**king pound woman walks up
With Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck
She comes waddling up and says, '€œDon't f**k with my girl'€

I looked at Jabba straight in the f**king eye and I say
'€œDon't worry, every time I picture Katrina's face
It's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-a*sed, 3 chinned neck'€
She says, '€œAre you stupid?'€, I say, "No, I'm just sober'€

So tell me, how I'm supposed to be
When I've been stalked by a lesbian?
I can't sleep a wink
And I'm married to the ephedrine

How am I supposed to sleep
When I've been stalked by a lesbian now?
Stalked by a lesbian now
Stalked by a lesbian now

I hope she beat the shit outta you, you homophobic



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Marvelous 3 - Math and Other Problems