The Oatmeal Song Lyrics
The song The Oatmeal Song is performed by Mike Birbiglia in the album named Two Drink Mike in the year 2006 .
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--Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
and I got myself some oatmeal,
and I put some raisins on it and,
Christ is God,
Christ is God,
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
and I got myself some lox and bagels,
and I put some cream cheese on them and,
Christ isn't God,
he's just not God,
he's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
and I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
'cause I just don't care anymore,
and there is no God,
sorry about that,
your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning,
and I got myself some organic wheat puffs,
and I put some soy milk on them and,
there might be a God,
there's really no way to know,
he might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal.
Mike Birbiglia - Two Drink Mike
- You'd Be Surprised
- Cracka
- Whiffle Ball Tony
- Sympathy Card
- Hip Hop Animosity
- Two Drink Mike
- Sex, Tennis, And Pandas
- I'm Crazy And Gay Cats
- Whatever You Are, Be A Good One
- Arctic Fox It's A Setup!
- No, But I Heard About It
- Dammit I'm Eatin' Pretzels
- The Oatmeal Song
- The Guitar Guy At The Party
- Thanks For Coming Song
- The Guitar Guy At The Party (Radio Version)