The song Mother of Pearl is performed by Nellie McKay in the album named Obligatory Villagers in the year 2007 .
Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors
They have a tumor on their funny bone
They say, 'Child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime
Rampant prostitution, s*x for money
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?'
They say, 'Cheap objectification isn't witty
Equal work and wages worth a fight
On demand abortion, every city
Won't these women never get a life?'
Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a [Incomprehensible]
That's why these feminists just need to find a man