Horny Toad Lyrics

Yeah!

If I had your number I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work
Maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money 'cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body
Until you start to bleed
I don't love you I'm just a horny toad

If I had your address I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in
And then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy I'm just a horny toad

If you think I'm nasty, you ain't seen nothin' yet
You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream
The nastier I get
I can't help it I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance

Run, go tell your boyfriend his lovin' has got too old
He might as well pack his things
And get his dead a*s on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad with a horny toad, yeah

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