There Ain't No Sanity Clause Lyrics
The song There Ain't No Sanity Clause is performed by The Damned .
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Happy Talkin Captains' tutu's too tight
Means there'll be no more snookering you tonight
P just looks bemused to be on foreign Shores -
AH HA There ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]
[Chorus]
Vanians got a visit from a guy named Drac
Says he's from the bloodbank wants his 10 pints back
Singers rather sickly when it rains it pours -
Oh no, there ain't no Sanity Clause [x4]
[Chorus]
Did you expect that I would believe
the tale you told last Xmas eve
About the man that man is fat and round
Delivers gifts without a sound
[Solo]
[Chorus]
Monty Oxy Moron's Mozart on natural gas
Always playing symphonies out of his a*s
Pinch's about to get tied up with Las Vegas laws,
Oh No, there ain't no Sanity Clause
Ho Ho Ho etc