Emperor of The Highway Lyrics
The song Emperor of The Highway is performed by Todd Rundgren .
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I am the emperor of the highway
I wield the universal will
One might chance to overlook on my divineness
Unless I'm sitting in the imperial poupe de ville
I am the emperor of the highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the emperor of the highway
Hold!
Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the royal prince of foreign sports cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a regal road hog
I am the emperor of the highway
(where did you ever get that gas s*cking pig of a car? )
This time my friend, you are outcla*sed
(any real man would drive a stick shift)
For my uncle is the duke of the state police
(cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
And he will place his royal boot upon your a*s
(this is my exit, we shall meet another day)
Don't forget who's emperor of the highway
For I am the emperor of the highway!