The song If I Could Make Love to a Bottle is performed by Weird Al Yankovic .
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you
The song If I Could Make Love to a Bottle is performed by Weird Al Yankovic .
If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you