I Am Cow Lyrics

The song I Am Cow is performed by Arrogant Worms in the album named Gift Wrapped: Best of in the year 2002 .



I am Cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my udders
I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)

I am Cow, eating gra*s
Methane gas comes out my a*s
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas

I am Cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From B.C. to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow
I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!



Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped: Best of

Jun 2002

  1. A Man Has Needs
  2. Jesus' Brother Bob
  3. Boy Band
  4. Malcolm
  5. Big Fat Road Manager
  6. Carrot Juice Is Murder
  7. The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  8. Me Like Hockey
  9. Idiot Road
  10. Christmas Is Almost Here
  11. Log In To You
  12. I Am Cow
  13. Celine Dion
  14. Let There Be Guns
  15. Rippy The Gator
  16. Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
  17. Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
  18. Song Inside My Head (bonus track)

I Am Cow