The song Malcolm is performed by Arrogant Worms in the album named Gift Wrapped: Best of in the year 2002 .
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
CHORUS
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken ELvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
CHORUS
Aaaaggghhh Aaaaggghhh
problem solved
Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped: Best of
- A Man Has Needs
- Jesus' Brother Bob
- Boy Band
- Malcolm
- Big Fat Road Manager
- Carrot Juice Is Murder
- The Happy Happy Birthday Song
- Me Like Hockey
- Idiot Road
- Christmas Is Almost Here
- Log In To You
- I Am Cow
- Celine Dion
- Let There Be Guns
- Rippy The Gator
- Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
- Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
- Song Inside My Head (bonus track)