Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Lyrics
The song Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass is performed by Arrogant Worms in the album named Gift Wrapped: Best of in the year 2002 .
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Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause he's had a really crappy year
Ow, my bum hurts...
Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped: Best of
- A Man Has Needs
- Jesus' Brother Bob
- Boy Band
- Malcolm
- Big Fat Road Manager
- Carrot Juice Is Murder
- The Happy Happy Birthday Song
- Me Like Hockey
- Idiot Road
- Christmas Is Almost Here
- Log In To You
- I Am Cow
- Celine Dion
- Let There Be Guns
- Rippy The Gator
- Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
- Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
- Song Inside My Head (bonus track)