Malcolm Lyrics

The song Malcolm is performed by Arrogant Worms in the album named Gift Wrapped: Best of in the year 2002 .



Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm has his own way and it's better than them all
CHORUS
'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw
and he never has the same problem twice
Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken ELvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight
CHORUS
Aaaaggghhh Aaaaggghhh
problem solved



Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped: Best of

Jun 2002

  1. A Man Has Needs
  2. Jesus' Brother Bob
  3. Boy Band
  4. Malcolm
  5. Big Fat Road Manager
  6. Carrot Juice Is Murder
  7. The Happy Happy Birthday Song
  8. Me Like Hockey
  9. Idiot Road
  10. Christmas Is Almost Here
  11. Log In To You
  12. I Am Cow
  13. Celine Dion
  14. Let There Be Guns
  15. Rippy The Gator
  16. Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
  17. Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
  18. Song Inside My Head (bonus track)

Malcolm