Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Lyrics

Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat

Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do

Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
He's gonna kick your a*s
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your a*s
'Cause he's had a really crappy year

Ow, my bum hurts...

Arrogant Worms - Gift Wrapped: Best of

Jun 2002

1. A Man Has Needs
2. Jesus' Brother Bob
3. Boy Band
4. Malcolm
5. Big Fat Road Manager
6. Carrot Juice Is Murder
7. The Happy Happy Birthday Song
8. Me Like Hockey
9. Idiot Road
10. Christmas Is Almost Here
11. Log In To You
12. I Am Cow
13. Celine Dion
14. Let There Be Guns
15. Rippy The Gator
16. Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass
17. Dog Named Bob (bonus track)
18. Song Inside My Head (bonus track)